Fire Reiki, Victoria’s Secret & Sir Parker’s Ego

Y’all… life is weird in the best way right now 😂

For the first time in my entire life, I actually feel like I have an identity and I’m genuinely in love with who I am becoming. Not in an ego way either. More like… holy shit I finally recognize my own soul.

Every single morning I do my Glow Getter routine and honestly it’s become one of my favorite parts of my day. Between my morning vlogs, my three-times-a-week NAD injections, and finally having routines that actually support my nervous system and body, I feel better than I ever have before.

Who even is this woman 😂

Then 2–3 times a week I head to Life Time for Barre, yoga, and Sculpted Warrior and y’all… those tiny stabilizer muscles are finally waking back up.

If you remember, back in November parts of my left side were literally down to like 5% muscle use because of the atrophy in my hip and leg situation.

Now? My body is finally rebalancing itself.

Yesterday I interviewed a woman who does Fire Reiki because I’m thinking about potentially expanding my team at 888 Spa MN. I’m still gathering information before making any decisions, but she did a session on me and WHAT IN THE WEIRD WIZARD HELL 😂

This woman put a stone on my stomach and the damn thing literally jumped and shocked me. I almost levitated off the table.

But the craziest part? I could physically feel my IT band and top quad muscles releasing while she was working. Like I swear I could feel my body healing in real time.

Then y’all… I could not stop pooping afterwards 💀

I think that Reiki stone cleaned out my entire digestive tract and possibly my ancestors too.

Meanwhile somehow I’m surviving on four solid hours of sleep plus random bonus sleep in between everything else. My son started his new work schedule recently, he’s been hanging out with his friend a lot the last few days, and honestly I love that kids feel safe at our house.

Even if I short circuit sometimes 😂

Because listen… Evan is still my biggest activator on this planet. I’ll yell for five seconds and then immediately be like, “Okay I’m regulated now what were we talking about?”

And also Sir Parker… 😂

Ever since Evan started working a couple weeks ago, Parker basically trauma bonded with him and completely lost his marbles. This dog has not peed in the house since he was potty trained and one day he literally looked right at us and started pissing all over the floor like, “I am emotionally unwell.”

Then my brother’s dog stayed with us for a few days while he was out of town so Parker got even MORE confused. This poor dog could not figure out why everybody kept leaving, new schedules were happening, random dogs were invading his kingdom, and his emotional support human suddenly had a job.

But finally… Sir Parker is back.

Now he’s walking around the house with his tail up acting like he owns the place and pays the damn mortgage again. Demanding walks. Creeping on counters looking for snacks. Sitting there silently judging every move you make. Watching everything. Supervising everybody.

And don’t even think you’re going to the bathroom alone.

This dude will literally open the bathroom door to come inspect the situation and make sure everything is okay like some tiny furry security guard.

Today after work I went to Victoria’s Secret and bought bikinis from there for the first time ever in my life.

Otherwise I always just bought really cheap swimsuits. I’ve never spent money there on anything besides my normal once-a-year two Bombshell bras and five thongs 😂

But today I walked in there and bought actual bikinis because for the first time ever… I feel good in my body.

Not perfect. Just finally comfortable being me.

I also placed a new Glow order and finally set up Subscribe & Save because absolutely not, we are never running out of Glow Getter again 😂

The weirdest part of all of this though?

My schedule is full. New clients keep finding me. My body is healing. My nervous system feels safer. My son is growing. I’m sleeping better than I have in years. I have people around me who genuinely love seeing me win.

And honestly?

Being this happy and this comfortable after surviving the life I’ve lived is way harder than people realize.

If your nervous system needs a place to exhale, I offer trauma-informed massage, head spa treatments, and advanced skincare at 888 Spa MN—where real life and real healing meet.