THIS DAY AT 888 SPA MN WAS UNHINGED (IN THE BEST WAY)

Mantra of the Day: “Good, good good good good very good.”

🌅Peptides & Personalities

The day started with the usual A-Day hustle.

Dropped my son off at school with Parker in tow—who, let’s be honest, is a full personality at this point. That dog knows exactly who he is.

Got my vlog recorded while running my glow peptide routine, posted it across socials, and grabbed my essentials: dark chocolate and coconut water.

Locked in. Focused. Ready for the office.

⚡️The Human EMP

And then… things got weird.

My first client walked in and apparently brought a full-blown solar flare with him.

I went to use my favorite neuro-shock tool—think dry needling energy—and the second I touched him… dead. Just completely died.

No warning. No reason. Just nope.

Then about 15 minutes later, my diffuser decides it’s had enough of life too and starts beeping like it’s in its own emotional breakdown.

Cool cool cool

And THEN—this man looks at me and says he does not want whale sounds.

He wants Korn. Bet, I got you!

For relaxation.

During corrective work.

Honestly? Respect.

Note to self: apparently we’re adding heavy metal to the healing playlist now.

✨ Archangels & Epic Growth

Next up—my beautiful soul who’s been with me weekly for two years.

And right away, I start seeing blue.

Like strong, undeniable blue.

And I hear: Archangel Michael.

So I say it.

Turns out… she’s been praying to him.

Something we touched on two years ago.

Full circle moment.

And watching her now—facing her trauma, moving through it instead of around it—

This is it.

This is why I do what I do.

The body keeps score…

but today?

She’s finally winning.

🤧 The “Green Mile” Session

Then came my 90-minute client…

and apparently I turned into John Coffey.

Every time I touched her hands, I started sneezing.

Not like cute little sneezes either—

Full. Body. Uncontrollable. Sneezing fits.

Exactly like that scene.

And I’m sitting there like…

what in the actual hell is happening right now?

But then—just as suddenly as it started—it stopped.

And after that?

It was like my hands could hear her body.

I was dropping into deeper knots than I’ve ever hit before.

Stuff that’s been sitting there for a long time.

We cleared some serious stagnant energy in that session.

Weird as hell…

but powerful.

🧘‍♀️ Sovereignty & Yoga High

Came home and had a quick trigger moment around taxes and money.

That old pattern—

take care of everyone, carry everything—

tried to creep back in.

But not today.

I caught it.

Felt it.

And released it.

That’s not mine anymore.

I’m choosing sovereignty now.

So I went to yoga.

And my body did things I didn’t even know were possible.

Especially my left side—it’s like it’s finally waking up.

And when I walked out of there…

I swear to God it felt like someone put a quarter in my ass crack 😂

I was dancing, singing, just… high on life.

No filter.

No holding back.

Just pure energy.

🦖 The T-Rex Dance in the Parking Lot 

Then to top it all off—

My girlfriend and her husband pull up and drop off a full Sam’s Club haul of coconut water.

So naturally…

I celebrate by doing the T-Rex dance

in the middle of my apartment parking lot.

Like full commitment. Arms and everything.

My girlfriend is laughing so hard she’s about to piddle herself.

And I KNOW the neighbors are watching like:

“What the hell is this lady doing?”

And the answer is simple:

I’m living.

And just like that… another day of weird shit that somehow makes perfect sense in my world.

This is what I get to do.

Hold space, move energy, and witness people come back to themselves.

If your nervous system needs a place to exhale,

I offer trauma-informed massage, head spa treatments, and advanced skincare at 888 Spa in Apple Valley, Minnesota.